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I'm a people person! But I really don't care for the ugly ones.

I'm a dude. But bitchy like the bitchiest of womankind.

I love Christina Aguilera. But I also like Britney Spears. People need to stop being all "YOU CAN'T LIKE BOTH!", it's so 99.

I eat a lot of junk food. But I've always been thin.

I sometimes have a bad hair day. Those are the days I stay at home or use something to cover my shit up with. Some people should really take notes on that. No one likes bad hair.

I like myself. A lot. I'd probably have a relationship with myself if I could, but I decided against that as I would be way too high maintenance to be able to handle.

I like very few people. Fortunately, those I like tend to love me. So we have the love for myself in common. Common interests is key in any friendship!

I'm bored now. Which is why I'll stop typing.

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